Welcome to the beginning, the most important question of the day: Who are you going to call? If you don’t know the answer, you obviously haven’t noticed any paranormal activity in your living room. Congratulation! This is not bad and is not at all self-evident. At least since Charles Montgomery Burns formally took over the presidency of the CDU, the boundaries between reality and fantasy have become completely blurred. In any case, one must of course be especially careful on International Ghostbusters Day. So if you run into something slimy today, Flubber, the beautiful green ghost, will likely be on the way. Or you have kids, but then you’re used to slippery stuff anyway. Either way, pack the Proton Backpack on your back and let’s get started with today’s pearls on Twitter!
#1: Trigger Warning: Hamster Content
“Young lady, you should wear a bra!”
“You should get the hamster.”
“What or what?”
“Ah sorry. I thought we were giving each other pointless advice here!”
“So something like that!” * he goes
“They should only wear green at Zaman!”
– Era (@EaeraAn) 7 June 2022
#2: If the palm face emoji is a human (click and be amazed)
All misery in one DruKo: pic.twitter.com/gATAfMPRlo
– Jürgen Doeschner (@jdoeschner) 7 June 2022
#3: Just save the world for a moment
Butcher’s shop. A girl in front of me (about 9 years old) buys a sausage and 2 kappa. 9 euros. Searches the girl. It only has 7 euros. I add the missing 2 euros. She politely thanks you several times. The seller deducts 2 euros from my purchase.
Thank you world for this part of humanity!!! 💗💗
– Suki (@Suicide_harleyX) June 2, 2022
#4: By the way, tomorrow there will be discount tickets for wooden railways
My child participates in a holiday program that is set up like a real village. With management, banks and government. I got married today.
for tax reasons.
– Lily Marlene (@MarleneHellene) 7 June 2022
#5: We keep our fingers crossed
All the girls I liked and didn’t try because 1) they thought they were straight and 2) they didn’t come out myself, they came out after years.
For everyone who needs it: confess your love to the one you love. will be. 🏳️🌈
– AnniTheDuck 6 June 2022
No. 6: Speaking of network expansion in Germany…
When a spider is trapped in a jar, you can hear it say softly, “Yeah great. Yeah, put the paper under it. Take me outside where predators can see me better. Really cool. I’ll put 3000 eggs in your bed if you put it back”
– Rohraldmo 🌳 (TheGemaux) 6 June 2022
#7: Shall we share?
Oh my God that’s cute I think I’m dying pic.twitter.com/Cc7vEfD8g2
Soy Head Tamer – for Babies and Rabbits • His Excellency (FrauKokosbutter) 6 June 2022
Number 8: They must do something there
Since the FDP came to power, the use of the word “digitization” in its data has decreased by 83%. 📉
– Jia 🚷🆗🆒 (@giaaa1987) 6 June 2022
9: What was it?
I complained excessively and intensely to the guy about the stiff, ugly wheels on my new office chair (“Unbelievable! For the money! The wrong castor color!” etc.).
Then he removed the protective covers from the rollers. It is already working now.
– sheikh (@old1) 7 June 2022
10- Which of you brings coffee?
Anonymous support group community “I forgot to turn off the alarm before the holiday” meets next time in Corpus Christi at 6:15 AM.
– Dr. crack. Bodosen (BodoMdB) 6 June 2022
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