José Mourinho quipped, Ronaldo’s shadow was long and then there was something of a sex tape: Karim Benzema had long been a striker that Madrid fans didn’t quite understand – now he’s spending the season of his life.
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Javier Marias asks: “Don’t you want to know the prognosis?” Then the writer comes up with a story that should stop at those who believe in psychic powers and support Real Madrid.
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